Classic Case

I could stand here whispering for three and a half minutes
And still sound a lot more interesting then you ever could be screaming
I could stand here dead silent for three and a half hours
And still sound a lot more intelligent than your memorized

And don't say you don't
Don't say you don't know, 'cause

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You know, you know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know, you know
You've seen every show
You've read every essay
You know you are a classic case

I could hold your blue, pale hand for three and a half years
But I'd never be the right-hand man that you've been looking for, and what's more
You've got a lot more to deal with than chasing me
A boy you'll never be with because of my pretty pink insides

And don't say you don't
Don't say you don't know 'cause

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And my catch phrases sound real dumb coming off your hungry tongue
And my catch phrases sound real dumb coming off your hungry tongue

You could stand here whispering for three and a half hours
About how much you would do with me, and I would not flinch
You did this

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